that in the end of all things there would be naught but wailing, and gnashing of teeth,
and playing of gay hipster music
but this is mere trifle to the undying,
and all before Him would hear his voice and laugh at how geeky their almighty sounded before they were struck down
but his message was clear,
"PAK AND SOUP, SHUT THE FUCK UP"
and then all was Light,
and all realized that they once again knew hope,
that their bellies would soon be filled with milk and honey,
rather than the semen of their peers,
and there were 23 new posts while you were typing this you should check those to make sure you're not repeating anybody.
Praise his name!