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General Nonesense => Ghast Board => Topic started by: XENA on April 14, 2013, 10:58:12 PM
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This reminds me about how badly I want to fuck Stephanie, as she is in the show Lazy Town, until she isn't breathing anymore. Literally coughing up blood and spilling gorges of her throat all over her face while she's upside down. I want to physically secure that wig to her skull so I can use it as a handle and thrash her head around by it without having to worry about anything; only look forward to more agitation but not looseness. I am so fucking drunk right now and the gale of eroticism associated with that fantasy is making my blood turn purple and surge through the night. The night isn't even here yet.
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Look, take it from me. I'm pretty. Stephanie is my type for sure and she's a big, glistening pink lollipop on a hot day, and it sends the inner exposed child in me into the freshest sensations from the vulva upon my brain. I've always been the type to take things apart to see how they work so throw the fucking lollipop on the ground. I want to see her cry and suffer.
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insectoid;
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hi sivic
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I want to read more
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You gulp. This Practitioner's going to impale you. And you almost beg for it... per contra, I am sure she won't be tender. And when the inspective anal discipline-- the rectification-- comes, I am certain you'll be whimpering exhaustively in heinous torment like a weak slut. Throbbing adversity. Spasmic excrutiation. I'm hearing your screams in subjection... to relentless corporal beatings, reprising into your secreting depth, over. Over. In and out. Your Nurse is moaning in her own titillation. Unfriendly, unloving lusftul thrusts. They go faster as the erosively drenched sucking sound echoes, and releases oleaginous squirts upon your Nurse's supple nipples. Purged from your raped orifice. Oozing aggressive camper gliding over the glistened splendor, you'll surely find a way to love it.
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HAHAHAHA
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The wheels on a gaunt medical bed squeak for you.
The wheels on this great big bus of black Hell go around and speak for you.
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Lets cut to the chase. I wanna register. I don't have shit to talk about because I have no idea what to talk about in this purgatory or how to impress this Slim fellow.
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I don't get it
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Slim is not the one you have to impress. fromthesky;
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wait so you're not kyle or sivic?
are you fizzie
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I don't care who he is! Can we keep him??
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I don't like him.
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I'm not any person that has been here before.
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I don't like him.
You gotta give me a chance, du jour.
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what's the matter, charlie brown?
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i like this character
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wait so you're not kyle or sivic?
are you fizzie
do you really think i'd go this far?
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wait so you're not kyle or sivic?
are you fizzie
do you really think i'd go this far?
well not anymore gosh
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Oh please soup! Can we keep him!
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I wanna be kept. I wanna loom over the dreams and idle consciences of the weak children who are predisposed to suicide and clinical depression. I am Xena, Warrior Princess.
I'm a strong, charming, able-bodied woman with a nice c*ck.
(I apologize for dodging the filter but the word happened to fall on a very poignant spot)
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Don't misunderstand me. I like to get rough. I'm a stranger in a strange land. One day, a little girl was walking across a field in the strangeland. I peered closer at her. That little girl was me. I took her by the hand. She looked up at me with aspiration. I could see everything she wanted to be in me. I mean, she is me. But I walked her up to the porch of the castle and punched her in the face. She started crying and I liked that. So I hit her again. The more I hit her, the more manic and aroused she got, and I started to see my maturing face more and more prominently. The more I abused myself the more I saw my adequacy in the mirror. I'm up to snuff, so it's on to other people. I need people who can be me, so I can make love to my twin.
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this is some active guesting
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this is some active guesting
As a child I devoted all of my underdeveloped sexual efforts entirely to living there as the family dog when I was a very young toddler. Sometimes I would struggle with others while I rehearsed walking around on all fours so I could rise to the top as the biggest, most convincing grizzly bear in the house.
Things weren't working. They weren't... minx.
I changed my ways and I'm here to cram it down someone's throat. I have an axe to grind and I'm extremely angry at everything around me. You wanna know how to keep your cool? Me too. I had to punch my bus driver in the face when I was in high school because I felt like he was getting a little too comfortable with how casually sexual he was acting at the time. I'm not proud of myself, but it felt fucking good, and I want to do it again to anyone else.
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Holy shit, this episode of Cops is awesome. This bitch just got fucking shot to shit right in front of the cops and she's laying there bleeding out
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2 edgy for ootsid
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I enjoy you but you're silly as hell
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I enjoy you but you're silly as hell
I know it's amusing right!
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I sent in my registration.
I apologize for appearing particularly silly, but it's a silly thing to have an appearance for in the first place (make a thread with fuck all as a subject just to appear eligible under extremely vague conditions at the discretion of people I've never met before)
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silly
You might want to look this word up. It does not mean what you think it means.
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Soup, stop being a cock and validate this lady. fhtagn;
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pls?
puppy|:
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puppy|:
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whos xenius
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whos xenius
tears on my pillow
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tears on my pillow
e'ry day
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silly
You might want to look this word up. It does not mean what you think it means.
You might want to validate me.
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Go read your first few posts in this thread.
Then leave.
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silly
You might want to look this word up. It does not mean what you think it means.
You might want to validate me.
Oh, you.
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Go read your first few posts in this thread.
Then leave.
such a huge dick
so little to speak for
i can't believe I made it 3/4ths of the way to registration. stupidest validation process in the world.
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flower;
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Go read your first few posts in this thread.
Then leave.
such a huge dick dick dick
so little to speak for
i can't believe I made it 3/4ths of the way to registration. stupidest validation process in the world.
Wait are you serious?
Did you actually read your first posts?
And you're wondering why someone wouldn't want to be subjected to graphic rape "jokes"?
Maybe you should take a break from the internet and re-sensitize yourself.
Same goes for anybody who enjoyed his posts, or was even ambivalent towards them.
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i don't get it
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Does it hurt? I have an agenda here, chump. I take a strictly ineffectual approach; it's mechanized, there's no room for play, there's nothing to get. You're doing it, man. You're really doing it. You're feeling it. What is central to me is peripheral to you. Normally. But see, what I've done here with this product is I've made something that actually looks from the outside how it feels on the inside. And it has you at the helm as an unparallelled synesthete, a cross-sensory portent. It is as if you might uncode the sea that brought you to this place. Or are you being fucking sarcastic
buy my product
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wait
wait...
xena's first posts were rape jokes?
wow
i'm dense
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nasty rhetoric poppy;
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whimsical
intelligent
greatoldduck;
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nice to see you on the case, caps
like karel, xena is little more than a stock subject in my yaoi fantasies
but if you wanna give the judge a hard time, i posit we've been given too teensy a taste to make any sort of reliable appraisal of Xena's intelligence, or hir cool
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Chocobo,
baby,
I'll be the Kerouac to your Neal Cassady any day where the children must be crying in the land where they let the children cry.
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man there are some nights when i think sal paradise was right
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Go read your first few posts in this thread.
Then leave.
such a huge dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
so little to speak for
i can't believe I made it 3/4ths of the way to registration. stupidest validation process in the world.
Wait are you serious?
Did you actually read your first posts?
And you're wondering why someone wouldn't want to be subjected to graphic rape "jokes"?
Maybe you should take a break from the internet and re-sensitize yourself.
Same goes for anybody who enjoyed his posts, or was even ambivalent towards them.
mglw'nafh;
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Chocobo,
baby,
I'll be the Kerouac to your Neal Cassady any day where the children must be crying in the land where they let the children cry.
Course Catalogue
- Karel101: A prerequisite for my heart
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WHERE IN THE WORLD DID THIS AMAZZNG USER GO????
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wow I guess I missed this thread
Go read your first few posts in this thread.
Then leave.
such a huge dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
so little to speak for
i can't believe I made it 3/4ths of the way to registration. stupidest validation process in the world.
Wait are you serious?
Did you actually read your first posts?
And you're wondering why someone wouldn't want to be subjected to graphic rape "jokes"?
Maybe you should take a break from the internet and re-sensitize yourself.
Same goes for anybody who enjoyed his posts, or was even ambivalent towards them.
ilu soup
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wow I guess I missed this thread
Go read your first few posts in this thread.
Then leave.
such a huge dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
so little to speak for
i can't believe I made it 3/4ths of the way to registration. stupidest validation process in the world.
Wait are you serious?
Did you actually read your first posts?
And you're wondering why someone wouldn't want to be subjected to graphic rape "jokes"?
Maybe you should take a break from the internet and re-sensitize yourself.
Same goes for anybody who enjoyed his posts, or was even ambivalent towards them.
ilu soup soup soup
xena is such a brat, he was like "omfg i can tell u right now this forum sucks i hate that freaking admin guy" and i was like "y becuz he doesn't like rape" and then xena was like "blah blha blha i need to make up reasons to disparage him because ego ego egoe go"
hes a nerd and you should have let him in cuaes i like playing his clingy schizo gf
now well neve know what would happned!!!1 >.<
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Uh? Please. You can't even read ulterior motives. Shut to heck up.
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OK who are these new people. Who invited them here? Hero, was it you?
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I'm CHOCOBO2, you fucking bitch.
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whoa calm down bro
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wait, was chocobo2 on nsider i can't believe i never bothered to read his or her posts until now
because they are beautiful