stranger from another planet

[XENA]

I don't like him.

You gotta give me a chance, du jour.


what's the matter, charlie brown?

[skub]

i like this character

[Investa]

wait so you're not kyle or sivic?

are you fizzie

do you really think i'd go this far?

[Baņana]

wait so you're not kyle or sivic?

are you fizzie

do you really think i'd go this far?

well not anymore gosh

[NOA_PAK]

Oh please soup! Can we keep him!

[XENA]

I wanna be kept. I wanna loom over the dreams and idle consciences of the weak children who are predisposed to suicide and clinical depression. I am Xena, Warrior Princess.

I'm a strong, charming, able-bodied woman with a nice c*ck.

(I apologize for dodging the filter but the word happened to fall on a very poignant spot)

[XENA]

Don't misunderstand me. I like to get rough. I'm a stranger in a strange land. One day, a little girl was walking across a field in the strangeland. I peered closer at her. That little girl was me. I took her by the hand. She looked up at me with aspiration. I could see everything she wanted to be in me. I mean, she is me. But I walked her up to the porch of the castle and punched her in the face. She started crying and I liked that. So I hit her again. The more I hit her, the more manic and aroused she got, and I started to see my maturing face more and more prominently. The more I abused myself the more I saw my adequacy in the mirror. I'm up to snuff, so it's on to other people. I need people who can be me, so I can make love to my twin.

[Baņana]

this is some active guesting

[XENA]

this is some active guesting

As a child I devoted all of my underdeveloped sexual efforts entirely to living there as the family dog when I was a very young toddler. Sometimes I would struggle with others while I rehearsed walking around on all fours so I could rise to the top as the biggest, most convincing grizzly bear in the house.

Things weren't working. They weren't... minx.

I changed my ways and I'm here to cram it down someone's throat. I have an axe to grind and I'm extremely angry at everything around me. You wanna know how to keep your cool? Me too. I had to punch my bus driver in the face when I was in high school because I felt like he was getting a little too comfortable with how casually sexual he was acting at the time. I'm not proud of myself, but it felt fucking good, and I want to do it again to anyone else.

[XENA]

Holy shit, this episode of Cops is awesome. This bitch just got fucking shot to shit right in front of the cops and she's laying there bleeding out

[Baņana]

2 edgy for ootsid

[pqqu]

I enjoy you but you're silly as hell

[NOA_PAK]

I enjoy you but you're silly as hell

I know it's amusing right!

[THE AWAITING XENA]

I sent in my registration.

I apologize for appearing particularly silly, but it's a silly thing to have an appearance for in the first place (make a thread with fuck all as a subject just to appear eligible under extremely vague conditions at the discretion of people I've never met before)

[Soup]

silly

You might want to look this word up. It does not mean what you think it means.