I registered

[fizzee]

But I love your posts. Your inability to recall past events and your constant teenage/twenty year old with a deadbeat job angst leads to a silly posting behavior and the more posts I can egg out of you the better.

Oh, is what bullying is?  I guess it's been a while since I was in grade school, because I completely forgot that bullying involved making an idiot of yourself and having me remind you that you are indeed a complete moron.  Must be that whole thing about not being able to recall past events.

By all means, then.  You were "bullying" me.  

Oh please don't "bully" me anymore, it's so trying to my ego to keep posting about how ridiculously stupid you are.  The horror.

Better yet, this should be good... how about you educate me on how past events REALLY went?  You know, since you totally nailed me with that teenage/twenty year old with a deadbeat job thing and all.

[fizzee]

So where have you been all these years?

I've been spending the past two years prank calling some guy at Radio Shack.

[JMV]

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Yep, it's Fizzee.  There were only a limited number of us on Outsider who do the double spacing thing.

[sahasrahla]

Yep, it's Fizzee.  There were only a limited number of us on Outsider who do the double spacing thing.

i do the double spacing thing ;_;

[Bolivian Army]

Freaks.

[askjdalkjsf♂]

but i love lance. CAN'T YOU ALL JUST STOP FIGHTING? 

[Lance Corporal Atlas]

Oh, is what bullying is?

No, it bullying not.

 
I guess it's been a while since I was in grade school, because I completely forgot that bullying involved making an idiot of yourself and having me remind you that you are indeed a complete moron.  Must be that whole thing about not being able to recall past events.

Silly, I just said that to get your panties in a bunch so I could get a good laugh out of your slew of counter insults to follow. I'm not sure what you would call this. Your responses are cute, so the more you say the happier I am.

By all means, then.  You were "bullying" me.  

Oh, okay.

Oh please don't "bully" me anymore, it's so trying to my ego to keep posting about how ridiculously stupid you are.  The horror.

Looks like half of your post is kind of nullified now, since you're ranting about a misconception you made. And the other half consisted of random insults. Classic Fizzee!

Better yet, this should be good... how about you educate me on how past events REALLY went?  You know, since you totally nailed me with that teenage/twenty year old with a deadbeat job thing and all.

Okay.

You sent me about 20 PMs requesting that we become "bfflz". I denied all of them, and you responded by sending me even more. When I denied those too, that led you to become rather off edge. You went about responding to all of my posts in a fit of rage, trying to insult me. I responded to all of your assaults with amazing counter arguments, and actually shocked you into a coma. When you awoke months later you found yourself banned because you called that fat guy fat. I pleaded for your unbanning, as you were simply lost and confused because I would not except your friendship, but Fatdough would not listen.

[Paeckikacikle]

Fizzee brought some life into the forum.  Glad he is back.

[Bolivian Army]

He'll be gone in less than a week.

[Lance Corporal Atlas]

He'll been gone in less than a week.

Quit that upbeat attitude of yours already.

[fizzee]

No, it bullying not.

Silly, I just said that to get your panties in a bunch so I could get a good laugh out of your slew of counter insults to follow. I'm not sure what you would call this. Your responses are cute, so the more you say the happier I am.

Oh, okay.

Looks like half of your post is kind of nullified now, since you're ranting about a misconception you made. And the other half consisted of random insults. Classic Fizzee!

Okay.

You sent me about 20 PMs requesting that we become "bfflz". I denied all of them, and you responded by sending me even more. When I denied those too, that led you to become rather off edge. You went about responding to all of my posts in a fit of rage, trying to insult me. I responded to all of your assaults with amazing counter arguments, and actually shocked you into a coma. When you awoke months later you found yourself banned because you called that fat guy fat. I pleaded for your unbanning, as you were simply lost and confused because I would not except your friendship, but Fatdough would not listen.

Oh damn, you're beyond retarded.  And on top of it, you're apparently dull as ice.  I mean you tried to be funny, so I guess I'm supposed to give you some credit for effort out of some kind of courtesy.  But holy hell did you fall flat.

Please consider killing yourself soon.

[Lance Corporal Atlas]

Oh damn, you're beyond retarded.  And on top of it, you're apparently dull as ice.  I mean you tried to be funny, so I guess I'm supposed to give you some credit for effort out of some kind of courtesy.  But holy hell did you fall flat.

Please consider killing yourself soon.

Pissing You Off =/= Joking

Now please say something beyond the effect of a baseless insult or a rant created out of yet another misconception you made with those subpar comprehension skills of yours. You're really starting to get boring now.

[Felt]

so where is fang so we can have a pair

[fizzee]

Pissing You Off =/= Joking

Now please say something beyond the effect of a baseless insult or a rant created out of yet another misconception you made with those subpar comprehension skills of yours. You're really starting to get boring now.

Oh yeah I'm so pissed off grr. 

...or maybe I'm just replying and pointing out what an idiot you are.

Stating facts =/= insult.  You are an idiot and you're incredibly dull when trying to be funny.  It's just reality.  Consider walking into traffic.

[Lance Corporal Atlas]

Oh yeah I'm so pissed off grr. 

Yeah, that was the wrong thing to say. I guess it's just "egging responses out of you for a laugh" like I said earlier.

...or maybe I'm just replying and pointing out what an idiot you are.

No, you're just stating that I'm an idiot and doing nothing else. You haven't pointed out anything, you've just shown how astronomically low your comprehension skills are, and that your insults are nothing more than "I said so".

Stating facts =/= insult.

These are opinions, you fucking moron.

You are an idiot and you're incredibly dull when trying to be funny. 

You seem to have the learning capabilities of a rock. I'll say it once more for your sake. That was me trying to get responses from you since you're one those people whose extreme arrogance is just laughable. Here's an example of a horrible joke that was actually trying to be a joke.

Fido ate GTFOutsider.  Everyone knows that.

It's just reality.  Consider walking into traffic.

No, this is my realization that your responses are too predictable to be any fun and you're an over rated bag of hot air. Plus, you've moved on to referencing to me outside of this thread and I don't really want you typing my name on your keyboard ever, so please stop that. Have fun responding to this in that same predictable fizzles formula of yours, since I don't really care enough to continue replying to the pointless ravings of a fool with the insults, the logic, the comprehension, the wit, the vocabulary, and the enjoyment level of a preschooler.

And seriously, don't type my SN on your filthy keyboard outside of this thread ever.